Friday, January 28, 2011

Friday Nite Video! (Michael Buble)


Okay, tonight's video is a little cheating. The video and song is a little over a year old. Not exactly old school. I wanted to do a old crooner song by Michael Buble and I remembered this song he recently released and it's a real gem. The song is great. The video is great. Michael has a voice that's as smooth as butter also. I love all the old swing and jazz songs and the big bands. Michael Buble can belt them out as good as anyone every has. Harry Connick Jr is also a great singer and entertainer. I will feature some of their old classic covers in the weeks and months to come so that makes up for tonight's little cheating I guess. Also next month is my favorite month of the year, February. Why? For one thing I was born in the month of February. Valentine's day is in February. Soooo, in honor of that great month we'll be concentrating on old Skool videos dealing with love starting next week. You won't want to miss them. We'll be heating the month up, I promise. For now, here's my NEW skool video from Michael Buble. (And notice in the video he doesn't have any packs of toilet paper in his shopping cart) It's from the album Crazy Love, released all the way back in 2009, and its called Haven't Met You Yet. Enjoy and bring the ice pack to cool down with next week!

Video: Debbie Gibson and Tiffany Talk Campy Syfy Film, Pop | Billboard.com

Lo and Behold, I just did dueling pop stars Tiffany and Debbie Gibson last week on the old school video nite and I see today that the two of them are pairing up for a Sci-Fi movie. Amazing! The story on Yahoo talks about how they have been making appearances together to promote the movie and talk about themselves. How cool is that? I really didn't know anything about this until today. Here's the video if you want to see it....Video: Debbie Gibson and Tiffany Talk Campy Syfy Film, Pop | Billboard.com

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Pappy's


Whaley Retro Road Trip being planned now. Will take place in early march. We will be traveling to Johnstown, PA to eat at one of the last remaining Pappy's Family Pubs in existence. There will be plenty of stops to dine at historic diners and restaurants. Overnight accommodations are being planned for this event. Tentatively being called the "I'm Sappy for Pappy" road trip. We will be leaving from the home of Nick and my sister Kimberly Mascheri. They live right outside of Wyomissing PA which is located in beautiful Berks County. If you enjoy eating like the Whaley family enjoys it then you won't want to miss this event. Email or contact me for further info. ~Ren~

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Friday Nite Video Nite! (Debbie and Tiffany)

Hey friends, its that time again. Its Friday Nite! Man, are the weeks flying by or what? Since I've been doing the Friday Nite Video night on here it seems like that's all I've been doing! I'm not complaining, I love writing about and showing these oldies. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do too. It has just made me aware of how fast the weeks go by. Tonight I want to do something that I haven't done yet, a double feature! Yeah, TWO videos. You all have heard of dueling banjos, right? Well how about dueling female pop stars. Not Britney Spears vs Christina Aguilera. BEFORE those two. I'm talking about those two hotties from the 80's Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. Debbie Gibson was the first of the two to have success. She released her first album titled Out of the Blue in 1987 and that was by far her most successful one. It produced four hits for Debbie and one of those songs, Foolish Beat, hit number 1 on the billboard charts. Debbie was 16 when Out Of The Blue was released and she had just turned 17 when Foolish Beat hit number 1 on the billboard charts. She set and still holds the record for youngest artist to write, produce and perform a number 1 billboard song. Debbie had a great voice and looked good and had that all-american girl next door look. My favorite song she did was her first release, Only In My Dreams. Here it is. Check out the beach scenes where Debbie is on the beach in a bed! I always wanted (and did a few times) to sleep on the beach but I never thought to set a bed up on it. The sand was comfortable enough for me! After this we'll talk about her up and coming challenger. As Debbie was riding her wave of success she was challenged by another wildly popular pop sensation. Tiffany released her self titled album Tiffany also in 1987. The first single released off of that album bombed. Her managers came up with the idea of kicking of a tour at shopping malls around the country and people started taking notice at this unique way of performing in front of the fans. When her second single, I Think We're Alone Now, was released it was a huge success. It also hit number 1 on the billboard charts. Tiffany was still signed on to her mall tours and they were becoming more and more chaotic. I remember I hoped she would come to the old Salisbury Mall but that was wishful thinking. Heck, SHOPPERS didn't even visit the Salisbury Mall. My feelings on the two was Debbie had the better voice but Tiffany had the looks. Just something about that long, red hair and that acid washed denim got me stirred up. I always thought she resembled Molly Ringwald, another redhead knock-out from the 80"s. And what's also cool is that both Tiffany and Debbie still record and have small TV parts and even some theatrical performances. For now though, this is ALSO from 1987 and this is Tiffany! Enjoy and see ya next week!

Choices

It's a hard thing to go from being married and then going through the painful process of divorce. Your suddenly torn from everything you once believed your life was. You suddenly realize those plans you had ain't gonna be happening. The dreams you once dreamed come crashing down around you. You try to keep your head up and move on and you do. You learn how to do things that your partner did, and likewise for them. You get a crash course real quick on how to do the things that your ex did when you were married. Things I never did but have had to learn to do, things like paying and juggling the bills. THAT'S a tough one, let me tell ya. Or any kind of clothes shopping. My work shoes are literally falling apart but I dread the thought of going and trying on new ones. It's hard to keep a clean house. I don't usually dust until I can't see whatever the dust is covering. I've always liked to cook so that's no big deal. But the one hardest thing for me that I now have to do would be this, having to buy toilet paper at the store. Really! I despise it! It usually happens like this. I'm pushing my cart around the store, usually Walmart (which is another story in its self) and I venture down the "Paper Products" isle. I maneuver my cart down through the isle and it's always packed with people. I finally get to the toilet paper section and I'm blown away by all the choices! I see 2 ply, 3 ply, textured, no texture, aloe infused, scented, unscented, single roll, double roll. Why does it have to be so difficult? Then I have to start comparing prices so that starts taking time. I end up standing there looking at the prices and choice's and start to get that overwhelmed feeling. I notice other shoppers strolling by and grabbing a certain brand and type without even stopping. And I KNOW everyone else is looking at me and thinking, Look at this poor guy, must be recently divorced. I'm suddenly aware that all the different brands want me to think that theirs will be the softest choice just by their name. Names like Angel Soft, White Cloud, Cottenelle, Quilted Northern, and Charmin Ultra Soft. Where's the Sandpaper Plus? Or the Super Abrasive brand? Where's the Brawny Wood Chopper dudes brand? He has paper towels, right? Then comes the decision on how big a pack to buy. If I get one that has six or more rolls in it I'm afraid people will think I spend to much time in the bathroom. Think to themselves, "Look, that guy must really be a big crapper, look at that mega-pack of toilet paper he's buying". On the other hand, get the small pack and I'll have to be doing this again very soon. Do I want the lotion or aloe infused? That sounds nice but then people might think I suffer from hemorrhoids or irritable bowel syndrome so I just stick with the regular kind. I usually go middle of the road and grab a 4 roll pack, hurry and put in it my cart and head up to check out. When I get to the registers I do a quick scan and see what cashier would be the least embarrassing for me to check out with. I usually choose a guy. If there's not a guy working I try for the least attractive woman. I certainly don't want someone my age that looks good and I have to put TOILET PAPER up on the conveyor thingy and she has to pick it up and slide it over the the thing that reads the price. I just know she'll be thinking "loser" when she does. A man on the other hand will probably slide it over the price reader and think to himself "Hum, good choice. Same kind I use". Sometimes I wanna say something like "This is for my neighbor, he asked me to pick him up some since I was coming to the store". When they are done ringing me up and they give me my total due only then do I take my dark sunglasses off so I can see the debit card swipee and I quickly slide my card, enter in my numbers, get my receipt and scram! When I get to the point when I can buy toilet paper comfortably in the store then I will know I'm on my way to being a whole and complete person again.

Monday, January 17, 2011

The Box


I grew up reading Stephen King and loved his stories and his style of writing. Whenever he released a new book I bought it right away and devoured it word by word and usually finished it in a few days. I loved his short short stories as well. Here is my attempt at one. I hope you like it.....


Billy Owens didn't remember when he got the box, he just knew he had always had it. For all of his fourteen years the box had been there in his room. It was made of wood and it was the kind of wood that one could tell was very old. Dry with a rough, gritty feel to it. It was painted red, a red that once was bright and shiny but now was just a dull, faded shade of that red. There was a light blue swirl that ran along all four sides and finished on the lid up top. The bottom corners had a thin, tarnished looking intricate medal support attached that went a inch over on to each side for support and stability. The lid was connected on one side with two of the same type of metal hinges. The box stood roughly six inches high and each side measured about six inches long. The lid had a small round wooden knob that was naturally stained to a rich, dark tint that most likely came from peoples fingers rubbing on it as they opened and closed it over the years. Inside the box were also indications of it's age. The wood, without any paint, was dry and like the handle, ingrained with dirt and scars. Billy had once asked his mother when and where she had gotten the box but she knew nothing about it. Had never seen it before Billy brought it to her attention. "Probably one of your friends or your aunt Kara's kids left it here when they were over," she replied. That answer seemed to satisfy Billy and he took it back and placed it back on the shelf but back behind some of the other things on the shelf. Behind his baseball glove and the tall stack of his comic books. Billy always felt uncomfortable looking at the thing. Even more uneasy actually touching or handling it. Whenever he had it out and would rub his hand along the rough, grainy sides he got that feeling that someone was watching him. Once it was such a strong feeling that he had goosebumps raise up over both his arms. Plus, the longer he held it, the more he felt it was pulling at him, daring him almost to open the lid and have a look inside. Billy remembered too when he was younger and smaller putting some things into the box to store. Once it was a deck of cards. One time it was some hot wheels cars and each time when he went to get them they were gone. The box would be completely empty. Billy had told himself that he must have taken the things out before and had forgotten doing it and they HAD to be mixed in with his pile of stuff somewhere but Billy knew deep down that wasn't the case. The box had got them. Someway, somehow it had taken them. Billy never saw those lost items again and he knew he never would. They were gone and they were gone forever.



Billy was in the eighth grade at his middle school. He was a small kid and some of the other boys picked on him. Billy was a late bloomer, just starting the process of "growing up". Which made him the frequent target of bullies at school. Billy had gotten pretty good though at avoiding the main one's that showered him with taunts and teased him about his small size and stature. He tried to stay hidden in the shadows, knowing the bullies wouldn't tease him if they didn't see him. And for the most part he succeeded. The one bright part of his school day was his fifth period history class. Not because he was a big fan of the past or really cared for his teacher Mr. Adkins, but because he sat right across from Katie Peterson. He had had a crush on Katie since fifth grade. He and Katie had been classmates since kindergarten and he had pretty much known her his whole, short life.But it was only in the last couple of years that he had started having these strong feelings for her. Katie was progressing a lot faster towards the jump from adolescence then he was. Whenever he saw her his heart would start racing and he wanted to tell her oh so bad about the way he felt but he just couldn't. What if she laughed at him or outright rejected him? They were and had been friends for a long time and he didn't want to jeopardize that. So he did what most every other boy his age did and remained silent about his feelings. One particular day during class Billy kept looking over at Katie after they had taken their seats and Mr. Adkins had started taking attendance. Katie looked absolutely beautiful this day. She was wearing a light blue dress with black patent shoes. Her hair was pulled back tightly into a ponytail. Billy could not take his eye's off of her. Suddenly Billy had a idea. Since he could not bring himself to SAY the things he wanted to tell Katie he would write them. Right then and there. Could he bring himself to give her the letter? That would have to be something he would decide later. As Mr. Adkins rambled on about the civil war and how it had almost destroyed America, Billy quietly took a sheet of paper from his binder and started writing. He started by saying how deeply he loved her and had felt this way for so long now and how he thought she was the prettiest girl he had ever seen and the words, the words that he had wanted to say for so long but couldn't, flowed from his pencil onto the piece of paper. He was so engrossed in what he was writing that he didn't notice when Mr. Adkins stopped lecturing and started walking toward him. Billy continued to write feverishly as Mr. Adkins made his way toward Billy's desk, stopping directly in front of him. Only when Mr. Adkins cleared his throat did Billy snap out of it and realize his teacher was standing right in front of him. "Taking notes are we?" he asked Billy. Billy attempted to crumple and tear the paper up but Mr. Adkins was to quick. He grabbed it from Billy's hand before Billy could rip it up. As the teacher straightened the page out he starting reading what Billy had been writing. A small smile starting in the corner of his mouth and quickly spread over his entire fat, greasy, ugly face. Mr. Adkins was a big overweight man. No one really liked him. Now Billy was starting to hate him. Hate him like he had never hated someone so much in his life. As he finished reading the words on the paper he asked Billy "Perhaps you'd like to read this to the class Billy, I'm sure everyone here, including Miss Peterson here, would enjoy this as much as I have". And with that Billy's heart began to sink and he immediately started shaking his head back and forth. No no no no no no nooo thought Billy to himself. "Very well, I will read it for you," declared Mr. Adkins. "No! You can't" screamed Billy. Suddenly he was scared. Scared at the feelings boiling up inside him. Scared that the other kids would hear what he wrote and they would laugh, oh would they laugh and laugh and laugh. And Katie, she would probably never speak to him again, just as embarrassed on this day as he was about to be. Soon the other kids started chanting "Read it, read it". "Very well class, here is the notes that Billy has been taking from my lesson today" said Mr. Adkins. And with that he started reading. Reading the part where Billy had wrote that every time he saw Katie his heart started beating real fast and how it felt like it was gonna jump right out of his chest. How he loved her sooo much and thought about nothing else all day. His classmates were all laughing and whooping and pointing at him. Katie looked over at him and Billy was stunned to see she was laughing too! The girl he loved more then anything else in the world, laughing along with all his classmates, at him. Billy stood up directly in front of Mr. Adkins. Then Billy opened his mouth to tell Mr. Adkins to STOP. Stop reading his private letter when something came out him that MADE the teacher stop reading. The other kids and Katie stopped laughing as well. Billy had said stop but it was the way it came out of him. It came out in a deep, loud raspy voice like no one had ever heard before. Not from a man or certainly not a small, puny kid like Billy Owens. And there was authority in it. The teacher stepped back, surprised. Anger had consumed Billy Owens. It burned in his eye's, no, smoldered would better describe it. Everyone now had stopped laughing and talking for that matter. Everyone just stared at Billy, afraid to say anything, afraid he might turn his attention on them. Mr. Adkins suddenly became uncomfortable, VERY uncomfortable. "Go now to the principals office young man" the teacher mumbled to Billy, shifting his eyes away from him. "I will call down there and tell them they can be expecting you. Go now" the teacher said. And with that young Billy Owen grabbed his things and ran out of the room and down the hallway. And, as Mr. Adkins had said, the principal was indeed waiting for him. "Your mother is on her way. When she arrives we will discuss your punishment. Have a seat young man until she arrives."


Billy's mother continued to lecture him the whole way home from school. He would be grounded. He would lose TV and computer privileges. The school had given him three after school detentions. He was going to receive a zero for today in Mr. Adkins class, also one each for his last two classes that he was going to miss for being sent home early. His mother was mad. She was called at work and told someone had to come pick up Billy since he was not going to be allowed to attend his last two classes that day. He had been writing a letter to a friend in Mr. Adkins class and Mr. Adkins had caught him. When he attempted to share it with the class Billy had told him to stop reading it in a threatening way so Billy was being sent home for the rest of the day as punishment. As Billy's mother went on talking and telling him how disappointed she was in him he wasn't hearing her. He kept seeing his beloved Katie, laughing at him, at his feelings he had poured out for her. Laughing along with the rest of the class. As his mother pulled into the driveway at their home she continued her lecture. She had to go back to work. She would be home at five and he BETTER be in his room studying or reading and no TV or computer. Billy grabbed his stuff and ran from the car to the front door. After opening it with his key he ran in and dropped everything right they on the living room floor and ran into his room crying. He threw himself on his bed onto his stomach and he let it all come flowing out. The shame, the embarrassment, the hurt, the anger. Billy cried and cried. He had tried to hold it in while he was with his mom but now the floodgates were open and it was flowing out. He was crying into his pillow, it folded under his arms with his head on it when suddenly he felt a cold finger-like touch going across the back of his neck. Billy's head jolted up automatically. Suddenly he wasn't crying anymore. When he turned and looked to his left he almost let out a scream. The box, HIS box, was on the bed next to him. Only it didn't look like the box that had been in his room for as long as he could remember. This box looked new. The colors were bright, like they had just been painted. The brass corner pieces and the lid hinges looked brand new. The light reflected brightly off of them they were so shiny. Fear began to rise up in Billy but at the same time he was drawn to the box. He felt that familiar pulling, only this time he wasn't touching it. It had touched HIM somehow, he didn't know how but it did. And here it sat. Right next to him. Hey Billy, remember me? Ya wanna play? Billy wanted to get up off the bed and run, run somewhere, anywhere, just out of this room, away from this thing. I used to be old but now Im new Billy. New for You! Why don't you open me up and see whats inside? Your cards maybe? Or those little cars that went missing so long ago? And then Billy KNEW he had to run, to get out of there. But he couldn't. That pulling feeling was stronger then he had ever felt. The box looked sooo shiny and new. Surely if he opened it it couldn't hurt. Couldn't hurt him. And who knows, maybe there WILL be something inside it. Open me Billy, Im your friend old buddy pal. Ive been here from the beginning. I promise you I got something inside that you'll like. You'll like it just fine Billy Owens. I know you will. And with that Billy sat up and reached over and grabbed the box. He placed it on his lap and slowly popped the small latch that kept the lid closed down. I shouldn't be doing this Billy thought to himself but he couldn't resist it. It was pulling him too strongly. He knew it would have something in there that he didn't want to see but what? Looking down, Billy turned the little metal piece that the latch held onto and lifted the lid of the box up. Immediately a blast of ice cold air shot out of the thing. There was nothing in it. Absolutely nothing. Inside the box was a thick, swirling darkness that completely consumed the entire inside of the box. A darkness that seemed impossible to penetrate. Billy could not see the sides nor the bottom of the box through the darkness. As the cold air continued flowing out of the box Billy kept watching the swirling blackness. Soon Billy could see his breathe as he exhaled. As he continued to stare at the thing little white dots appeared, mixed in with the black. As they swirled around they multiplied. Soon they started attaching to each other. Billy wanted to close the lid on this thing and get out but he couldn't move. He felt as if he was in a trance . The dots appeared to be forming some kind of image and he had to see what it was. The box seemed to speak to him, See Billy, I told you you would like what I had for you inside. Just keep watching and you'll see. I never lie Billy. Me and you are friends, best buds. Right Billy? And as more white dots appeared and formed the swirling slowed. Suddenly, terror started rising again in Billy as he saw what the dots were forming. Looking back up at Billy was the image of a man's face. A big, fat, overweight man's face. It was a image of his teacher, Mr. Adkins. And then Billy did scream. And right after that he started running. The box fell from his lap, onto the floor and landed on it's side, the lid still open and the cold still pouring out. Billy ran out of the room, out the front door and down the driveway to the sidewalk and keep running, not sure where he was going but running just to get as much space between him and that cursed box as he could.



Exactly one hour and a half after Billy had opened the box and had seen Mr. Adkins face in it, the teacher sat at his desk in his classroom. The students had been dismissed and like usual, Larry Adkins sat looking through the students homework he had collected today and he was going to get a jump on grading some of these as he usually did. Larry liked to spend some time in his classroom and get as much of his work done as possible. The less he had to take home the better. Larry Adkins was in his early sixties and he knew he was overweight. He always planned to start exercising but that day kept getting put off. When Larry got home at night he was pooped, hence the staying after to get as much grading and checking done as possible. He was the oldest teacher on the staff. Most of the others one's were younger with families to go home to but Larry was single and lived alone. The only one that ever left after Larry was Carl the janitor that came in latter during the day and always closed the school down at night. As Larry sat at his desk shuffling around the days papers he came across the one he had taken from Billy Owens. He read it again to himself. Katie, I love you and I have always loved you. You are the prettiest girl I know and have ever seen before. I love you so much you just don't know. Larry just shook his head and thought to himself, darn kid, he shouldn't have been writing his confession of love during MY class. Right after that thought went through Larry's head he got a chill. Suddenly he felt cold. It felt like someone had turn the A/C not only on but on full blast. Then Larry had another chill but this one wasn't from the coldness he was feeling. This one was like someone was WATCHING him. Then he could have sworn he heard someone whispering, whispering to him. Larry, oh Larry. You made my friend very sad today Larry Adkins. "Who's there?" Larry shouted out to no one in particular. "Carl, is that you?" he called out. As Larry Adkins began to stand up to see who was talking to him he was struck with a searing pain across his whole upper torso and body. Larry clutched at his chest and attempted to make it all the way up on his legs but couldn't and didn't. He fell back into the chair and started to gasp for air. He had to get up! Had to open his door and call for Carl. Carl could get help! As the pain spread across Larry's chest like fire racing through his veins Larry tried to stand one more time and almost made it but his knees buckled at the last second and he went crashing down, down to the floor. As his face reddened and his gasps grew weaker he tried to call out for Carl but he couldn't. The last thing Larry Adkins felt and heard was a invisible, cold hand over his mouth and that same voice whisper in his ear. See ya Larry Adkins. I'll tell Billy you said bye. And across town in Billy Owens bedroom the lid slammed shut on the box that was still laying on its side on the floor.



Billy slowly opened the front door to his house and walked in, shutting the door behind him. It was 4:45. He had fifteen minutes before his mom would be home. His bedroom door was still open but he was scared to go look in. He knew that he would have to sooner or later and it had to be pretty quick since his mother was due home shortly. Cautiously, taking one step at a time Billy approached his doorway and peered in. His bed was just like he had left it. The pillow still in the middle. He could see it still had some wet spots from his tears. But he didn't see the box. It wasn't on the floor where it had fell when he jumped up and raced out of the room. Billy took a couple more steps, this time going into his bedroom and looked nervously around. He was half crouched, expecting the box or something else to surprise him and jump out at him. But nothing did. He walked over to his shelf and he gasped at what he saw. The box was there, behind the baseball glove and the stack of comics. And it was old, like before, like it had always been. Could Billy have imagined this afternoon? He WAS pretty upset. No, he knew he hadn't. He carefully reached back and took hold of the box and picked it up. The colors were faded again, along with the metal fasteners and brackets. Billy's hand was shaking as he turned the latch slowly, just to check inside one more time. He lifted the lid as if there was a bomb inside and a sudden, rapid move would set it off. He looked inside and just like always, there was nothing inside. No darkness, no dots, no anything. But he felt that strong feeling again as he handled the thing and studied it. And he heard it speak to him. Not as a voice but in his head. Hey Billy Owens, you just leave me here on this shelve and you come see me if you need me again. I took care of Mr. Adkins for you. Me and you are pals Billy Owens and pals always look out for each other, right Billy? "Yes, pals do", whispered Billy. They sure do. Billy thought it would be good to have a friend. Someone always looking out for him. He smiled at the box and placed it back on the shelf. This time not in back of his other things but this time out in front. Then Billy turned and went to get his books that lay scattered on the living room floor, whistling to himself as he walked away.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Friday Nite Video (ABBA-Dancing Queen)

Hey all. It's Friday Night! Yay!! I thought it would be fun to talk tonight about the "Mega-Hit". You know, one of those songs that EVERYBODY knows and most people like, although not all would admit it. The Mega-Hit spans generations. Most of them have been out awhile and everyone knows them. Tonight I'm thinking about ABBA and their big smash hit Dancing Queen. To me, that's one of those songs that people just love and we don't really know why we love it. Like for example, Y.M.C.A by the Village People. The Village idiots would better describe them but hey, it's a catchy song. Or Celebration by Kool and the Gang. I'll be celebrating when DJ's stop playing that one at every get together that has a disc jockey there for entertainment. ABBA formed in the early 70's and had limited success in the US until they released the album Arrival in 1976. That was the album that had Dancing Queen on it and ABBA rocketed into super stardom after that. But I think a lot of people felt guilty liking them and even worse, ADMITTING that they liked them. Why? For one thing, their not Americans. They hailed from Sweden. They had unusual names. Anni-Frid, Bjorn, Benny (that ones okay) and Agnetha. They wore crazy looking costumes that looked like they were starring in some cheap science fiction movie. They were popular during the big disco crazy era, which was a time when people either loved disco or they hated it. But regardless of peoples opinion of them, everybody LOVED Dancing Queen. Even to this day, whenever there is a social event taking place like a wedding reception or a anniversary party of some sort, when the DJ puts Dancing Queen on look out! Tables and chairs are cleared and the people are on the dance floor! Kids and people of smaller stature better look out cause they might get run over! Even people that don't normally get out on the dance floor until their three sheets to the wind drunk and convinced that everyone that's on the dance floor is now ready to see dance moves that will stun and amaze them run out when Dancing Queen comes on. And there's always that couple that actually TOOK disco dancing lessons back in the 70's and they become the envy of everyone else out there dancing as they spin and twirl in perfect unison. I would even venture to guess that if two elderly people in their nineties were to fall in love and get married over at the Rest Easy nursing home and they had the reception at the banquet hall at 3 because dinner was at 5 and bedtime was 7 that even then if the DJ put on Dancing Queen the residents would jump up and start shaking their booties. Wouldn't matter if they had a bad hip, two knee replacements, severe arthritis, it was ABBA and Dancing Queen! When you really listen to the words of the song you say to yourself, what the heck are they talking about? You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet and only 17. That must be a Swedish thing. When I was 17 I was in high school and we had a homecoming queen but never a dancing queen. The small town I grew up in was famous for it's delicious watermelons grown there and we had a watermelon queen crowned every year but again, no dancing queen. ABBA released several albums after that one and had quite a few hit songs from those albums. Songs I had long forgotten until they released the movie Mamma Mia in 2008. That movie was a screen adaptation of the Broadway musical that had been done a few years prior and was a huge hit. I actually went to see the movie in 09 with my parents who were down to visit me at the time and my mom had heard good things about it and thought we three might like it. I smiled and said okay, lets go and I really didn't think I would like it but surprise, I loved it! I had forgotten so many of those old ABBA songs that they sang in that movie. Songs like Take a Chance on me, Waterloo, Chiquitita, SOS and one of my favorites The Winner Takes It All. But when that long piano roll started and the Dancing Queen music began, you knew it was ABBA's BIGGEST hit. It was the best choregraphed song in the movie with the whole cast joining in. If you never saw it, rent it sometime and check it out. It's got a great story and takes place at a B&B on a beautiful island. I liked it so much I got a copy of the soundtrack! Which leads up to tonight's video, Dancing Queen. I'm assuming the young girl in front of the stage is the "Queen" they are singing about but I don't think she's quite 17. Also look at the crowd out on the dance floor. This must have been shot live at the (fill in the blank) party cause it was just like I was saying. Dancing Queen!! Come on! We gotta dance! Also too for bonus giggles check out the couple to the left of the "Dancing Queen Girl" at the beginning right at the 14 second mark. It's a typical I'm drunk and I can dance better then anyone else out here move. The guy picks his girl up and throws her straight up into the air twice, then she drops down to her knees and he lifts a leg and swings it over the top of her head. WOW! What a dazzling move! Are they dancing or practicing for a karate competition? Drink another one buddy! Anyway, here it is in all it's mega hit glory. From 1976 it ABBA and the Dancing Queen. Enjoy!

Monday, January 10, 2011

The Loch Ness Monster

I love roller coasters. I'm a coaster enthusiast! I ride the tall ones. The looping ones. Build it and I'll ride it. My dream trip is to go to Cedar Point in Ohio, the holy mecca for roller coaster fans. Cedar Point boost 12 huge coasters. Each one that they have has broken some type of record when it opened. Maybe this year, I hope! But I haven't always been a coaster fan. I used to be terrified of them when I was young. Would literally start shaking at just the sight of them. As I talked about in one of the past posts on here, our church youth group would charter a bus once a year and we would venture off to one of the local theme parks for the day. Kings Dominion in Virginia. Great Adventure in New Jersey. Hersey Park in Hersey, Pennsylvania. Me and my friends would all go and we would have a blast BUT we stayed away from the coasters. The ol
der kids rode them of course but not us! I remember thinking who in their right mind would ride something like that. And remember folks, the coasters then couldn't hold a candle to the ones out today. Kings Dominion had The Rebel Yell and the Super Duper Looper. Hersey Park had the Lightning Loops twin track coasters and The Comet. Great Adventures big one was The Great American Scream Machine. We would watch other people ride but no thanks, we would pass. Fast forward a few years and me and my family all decided to take a trip to Williamsburg Virginia for a few days. We visited the pottery there. We went to the colonial part. Then we went for the day to Busch Gardens. This was a park I had never been to. I remember I was struck as we all entered by how pretty and well landscaped the place was. It was hilly and the walking paths were surrounded by trees and flowers. Old medieval music played and the employees were dressed as old English town folks. We all picked up maps and we were walking, talking about the different sections of the park and what everyone wanted to do when suddenly we all stopped. And stared. Straight ahead of us was the meanest and scariest looking thing I had ever seen. It was a looping, entwined monster of steel and track. It was The Loch Ness Monster, the first inter looping coaster ever. It was terrifying just to look at! As one of the cars finally made it to the top of the seemly endless climb up to the top of the big hill, the people on board started screaming their heads off. And they continued to scream through out the entire ride. I got weak in the knees just watching. "Lets go!' shouted my oldest brother Greg and he and the older ones took of to ride. "I'll pass" I told my mom and the few others that didn't ride. Soon, Greg and the others came back, hooping and hollering. It was the best ride ever! They loved it! They gotta go again! Come on Ren, you'll love it! No, I was quite sure I wouldn't love it. I was pretty sure I would hate it. Now I think if my memory serves me right I was 14 at that time. I didn't like heights. I didn't like wild rides so I knew I wouldn't be riding that ride. As the day went on we enjoyed the rest of the park offerings when suddenly we ended back by where the Loch Ness was. "Why don't you and me ride that ride, just the two of us", my brother Greg says to me. "Nope, no way", was my reply. "Come on", he said. "No, don't want to", I quickly countered. This went on for a couple minutes back and forth when suddenly he grabs my arm and says "Come on, your riding it!" I tried to pull away but he sank his fingers deeper and harder into my non muscular 14 year old arm and started marching me to the ride entrance. I started panicking! "No, No, NO!!, I'm NOT riding it!!!" I told him. He just kept walking, squeezing my arm all the much harder. Well, unfortunately there wasn't a big line so we got up near the load area pretty quick. I was in a panic! Some other people had gotten in the line after us so they were right behind us now that we had come to a stand still so that kind of interfered with me screaming at the top of my lungs at my brother for trying to do what he was doing. I talked quietly to him. "Greg, I cannot ride this ride. I don't like roller coasters, do you understand?" Apparently he didn't because he refused to acknowledge me talking at all. I starting assessing my situation. I didn't want to appear too upset because the people in line behind me weren't that much older then me. I could make a break for it and jump over the rail and land below but I decided that might not be to good a idea since we were at least 50 maybe 60 feet above the ground. I would certainly break many bones AND probably be lucky to survive. Here I was. Trapped and about to ride one of the things that scared me more then anything in the world. I could only stare at my brother with smoldering anger. I WOULD get back at him for this I swore to myself, if it was the last thing I did. Soon it was our turn to board. As I walked up to that awaiting car I felt like a condemned man walking to the gallows. My legs had turned to jelly. My heart was racing at a all time record pace. I was sweating profusely. My mouth was cotton. I couldn't talk. I had no spittle in my mouth. I tried to curse my brother but all that came out was dry, raspy gasps. As I settled into the car one of the attendants walked by and slammed the big harness down over me, increasing the difficulty I was already having trying to breathe. I think I prayed "Dear Lord, just take me now!" Greg looked over at me and laughed. "Here we go," he shouted and I wanted to kill him. Probably would when we got home. Wait until he was least expecting it and drop the hammer down on him. THEN we would see who would be laughing! Finally the car started and we left the station. We curved around and there was the bottom of the drop hill right in front of us. As our car caught on the chain that would pull us to the top I started praying for forgiveness for all the wrong things I had done in much short life. This was it. This was how I was gonna die. Kid hyperventilates and dies going up the hill of the Loch Ness Monster roller coaster. Story at 11:00. Ten minutes later we were about half way up the hill. All I could hear was that wretched clanging of the chain pulling us up that blasted hill. I looked over and my brother looked like the devil himself. Head back, laughing non stop at me and my fear. Finally, the car leveled out. When I looked to the side and I saw we were above the trees, that's when I lost it. I clenched my eyes closed as tight as possible and curled into a ball the best I could. Soon we were racing down the hill, back up again and then racing through the loops. Hey I thought! I made it! I'm alive! It really wasn't that bad! And these loops are pretty cool! Soon, I had my head back laughing. I was riding a roller coaster! And I was liking it. Soon we came back into the station and came to a stop. "Well, how did you like it?" asked Greg. "It was great! Lets go again!", I answered. After that day I thanked my brother for making me get over that hurdle I might not never had attempted to get over if someone hadn't forced me to do it. Is that right to do that? I don't know if it is or isn't. But I do know this, every time I ride a coaster and I'm slowly going up that first hill I think of my brother Greg and that first ride on the Loch Ness Monster. And although it's pretty tame compared to the beasts that are out today I still love that ride and love to go to Busch Gardens to ride it. If you have never rode it or you have rode it and love it like I do then check out the youtube clip of it Ive added here.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Friday Nite Video (Outfield-All My Love)

Hey all. First off, for all you friends and family that click on here on friday nights and other times to read my ramblings, thank you! I recently had my 1000th view! That's sooo cool! I had thought about doing this whole blog thing for awhile now and last year I rolled up my sleeves and did it. It has evolved somewhat since then and it gives me a chance to do what I always wanted to do. Write! I've also told a few friends and my family I'm actually working on a book and I hope to finish it this new year. It might never get published but at least I can say I tried and if it doesn't, I have plenty more ideas is this old gray haired head of mine. Anyway. tonight's video kinda incorporates a story like last weeks did. Flash all the way back to 1987. I had been out of school for two years and one of my favorite bands then was The Outfield. They had released their debut album during my senior year in 1985 titled Play Deep and me and my friends all loved them. They were pure 80's! In 1987 they released their second album called Bangin' and announced they were going to go on tour with Night Ranger, another big 80's band. WHAT??? We were all stoked! We all were excited about seeing The Outfield live so we waited for tickets to go on sale and me and a big group of my friends purchased tickets to see them at The Merriweather Post Pavilion in Columbia, Maryland. I had heard of the place but had never been before. Some of the older, "cooler" kids had been and bragged about some of the concerts they had attended there but I guess I had lived a sheltered life at that point cause I never had. Regardless, I had Outfield tickets and I was going to see them! I can't remember the exact date but I know it was sometime during the summer. All of us that had bought tickets planned to meet at one of the girls house that was going. I remembered I called in sick that day and we all started arriving at the girls house. That was around 10 am the morning of the show and we basically just hung around her place listening to The Outfield songs on her stereo, getting fired up for the show. Around 2pm we all loaded up in our cars and started off for Columbia. The was a caravan of vehicles. I was driving my 84 Dodge Omni that I had. There were 5 of us packed in that thing and the reason I remember it was summer was because my A/C didn't work and it was BLAZING hot. We had the windows rolled down and it was like riding in a wind tunnel. There was a lot of underage and illegal activity (sorry mom and dad) going on in that car and it's a miracle we made it! I remember having to make several exits off the interstate to turn around and go back because we had missed a turn somewhere but again, somehow we made it. We had been listening to Outfield music the whole way up and we were rocking out and just enjoying the day. When we finally got in the huge parking lot and got parked we got out and we were stretching and taking in the scenery when we noticed no one was smiling or seemed happy. As we all got our cars parked and everyone else was getting out some random guy comes up and says hey, did you all hear? The Outfield cancelled. I laughed and said "yeah, right" He says "No man, I'm serious, their not going to be here". And I knew he was telling the truth. Everyone around me looked just like I'm sure I looked. Shocked, troubled, slack jawed, sucker punched. I just stood there looking at the guy. I felt like I was 11 again and my mom had just told me there was no Santa. I didn't know whether to cry or scream. Then, anger started building. I was going to demand a refund! I thought about starting a protest! One of the girls that had been riding in my car announced she wasn't feeling well and was going to go look for a bathroom and took one step and fell onto my car, hitting her head on my passenger side mirror and ripped a huge nasty gash above her right eye. As she fell to the ground our attention turned to her and to stopping the blood that was pouring out from the wound. She needed stiches but we were too pissed to seek medical attention so we ripped a piece of cloth off of some old rag in my car and taped it on her face. Somebody in the group was crying saying how we had to get her help but like I said, we had butts to chew and we were hungry! We found a worker and demanded answers and she shrugged and said sorry, all acts are subject to change and there was nothing we or she could do. Some unknown band was going to be filling in called Great White. Yeah, THAT Great White. We were bummed out but we had lots of company. EVERYONE had gone to see The Outfield. Nobody cared about stupid Night Ranger and their one hit song Sister Christian. We stayed for the concert and we left in a bad mood. Great White was actually not bad but it could have been the Beatles up there and we would still have been disappointed. We kept on listening and liking The Outfield after that but to this day it's a painful memory. Their most famous song was probably Your Love and it was a good one but I thought I would show one of their lesser known ones. From 1985, this is The Outfield (the group that crushed me!!!) and All The Love. Enjoy.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

RIP Teena Marie

Man was I saddened to hear that Teena Marie had passed away suddenly at the age of 54. Teena was discovered and mentored by Rick James, another great R&B singer, who also passed away a few years back. Teena could really belt out the songs and had a great voice. She was referred to as the Ivory queen of soul. She had a string of hits in the early to mid 80's but for me her greatest song was her duet with Rick James titled Fire and Desire. There is no video to that song and you can believe that if there was it would be a Friday Nite Video! I'll try to post some of her videos to some of her popular songs but in the mean time if you want to check out Fire and Desire its in my newly added pop out playlist to the right. And yes, it is the number 1 song on that list. Rest easy Teena, we will miss you!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

playlist

Do ya love those old skool videos on friday nights but hate searching through all those past pages to find them? Well now you can just click on the playlist to the right to hear any of the songs whenever you like. But it's not 100%. Some artists refuse to let some of their songs be posted and shared so if you wanna hear Prince doing The Beautiful One's or Kiss's Sure know Something then I'm afraid your gonna just have to flip back. I'll try to go back and edit the post and put the artists name in it so it will be easier to find. All these songs I post on here have special meaning to me and I hope you enjoy them as well. Happy 2011 and I look forward to sharing some good music and stories with ya!
Ren

Homes

Ive now lived in about everything a person can live in. Two trailers (or mobile homes), five different houses and now I'm in a apartment. Ive NOT lived in a car, cardboard box on a street corner or a homeless mission thank the Lord. First, there was they house where I was born and raised in. My parents had lived there since they were married and had raised my two older brothers and my older sister before having me and my younger sister. My parents sold the farm that house sat on and built a new home in 1978 when I was eleven years old. They still live in that house today. I left there in 1989 when I got married. The wife and I rented a trailer from a lady that was our first home. And looking back, it was a real dump. It had no A/C and in the summer it was just plain miserable. It sat in the middle of a few acres the owner owned and I remember when it would rain hard the backyard would flood and we had our own private pond in the back of our "home". It was a standard size trailer. 28 feet wide and about 54 feet long if I remember right. I think our rent was in the upper three hundred range which for a newly married couple was quite a bit of money! We didn't have a lot and we were just starting out but we were in love and we had each other, that was all that mattered. We stayed there a couple years, saved up some money and then we bought our own trailer. It was a 1978 model (this was around 1991 0r 92) but the people that had it had taken very good care of it and compared to the one we were renting it was like the Taj Mahal! The couple that owned it had added vinyl siding. It was much larger and longer. AND it had a large A/C window unit! We were uptown! We moved it to a lot my parents had on their land that had a sewer system and a well. All we had to do was have it moved in and we hooked it up! We payed 7500 dollars for that place and we borrowed most of that from the bank and made monthly payments just like it was a car payment. Life was good in that place. Our bills were small. We started getting established in our jobs and started making and saving a right good amount of money. I often told friends later on that we had it made when we were living in that place and didn't realize it at the time. My son Lorenzo was born while we lived in that trailer in 1994. But we, like most people, had to upgrade to something nicer so we started looking at houses. We found one that we liked so we made a offer, they accepted and we went to the bank to borrow more money, this time a lot bigger amount. We moved into that place in Dec. 1995. It was in Shiloh Farms in Laurel, De. We had made it! We were living the american dream. Two story, two car garage. Four bedroom, two bath. In a subdivision where all the lots were full one acre lots. We were homeowners at last! We entertained, we had large groups of company over at one time. But there was a draw back to all this. We now had a big mortgage. We borrowed to furnish our new home. The electric billed doubled. We could now get cable which we never could before because of the rural locations of our first two places. So we did what all people in that situation does. We worked harder. We worked more hours. "Us time" got shorter. Our daughter Emily came along in 1997 while we were in that home. Sometime round 1999 we started discussing moving away from Delaware and starting out fresh and new somewhere else. Florida was discussed and we decided to put the house on the market and if it sold we would do it. Well the house sold so we packed up and headed south. We chose the town of Clermont by closing our eyes and pointing to it on a map of Florida (that's true). We arraigned ahead of time to rent a house in the Eagle Ridge subdivision in Clermont. So in June of 2000 we left Delaware. We moved and we lived in that home for a year before buying a newly constructed one across the street. That was by far the easiest move we had made up to that point. Just carried our stuff across the street. That home was the longest place we had stayed in. I had said when we bought it and moved in "This is it". We will retire in this place. Well, it wasn't meant to be. In Jan. 09 the ex left with the kids and headed to North Carolina to be closer to some of her family where they still live today. We put our home on the market to sell and I started looking around at places to move too. I was soooo over the sub division lifestyle. We had had some wonderful neighbors and met some great people but that's not me. I want a modest house on two to five acres so I can do what I want, when I want. I'm tired of home owner associations that tell you ya gotta do this and you can't do that. Plus all the neighborhood fighting among the members and the residents. So all that leads to where I am today. I live in a apartment. My first ever. I have to admit, I always thought a apartment would be the last thing I would ever want to live in. BUT, I have to say I rather like it. My place is great! The rent is reasonable. The place I live in is like a mini town. There are shops and restaurants, all within easy walking distance. It's quiet. I'm in a building right across from the huge swimming pool and hot tub. The counties largest library is right behind my building. It's thirteen miles to Disney, where I work. My kids honestly like it here as well because of all the amenities and the shops and stores. It's a great place to be while I recoup from the divorce and I try to get my finances back in order so I can soon start looking for that modest home out in the country here. And when I find it that WILL be my last move! I think.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

COLD!!!

I don't like the cold. Used to like it. Heck, used to love it. As a kid I hoped and prayed for snow, especially through the week so we could get a few days off from school. And that was a glorious thing when we did get it. The outside world was covered in white, covering up eyesores and things that didn't get done or cleaned up before the winter set in. Leaves covering the ground, weeds and dead flowers in the flower beds that didn't get removed. Snow was a equalizer. Everyone's yard looked the same. White, frozen water in the form of freshly fallen snow covered everything. We kids played in it. Me and my friends who lived outside of town pulled sleds and truck hoods behind 4 wheel trucks and tractors even if the snow was deep enough. 7 or 8 of us laying on a pickup hood being pulled through the snow banks and down the ice roads. We all would take a turn driving and rest assured somebody would take on the mission of driving like a complete maniac, intent on flipping us or at the very least scaring the daylights out of us. And guess what? It usually worked. We were flung across roads into trees, thrown down into ditches and emerged airborne before crashing and throwing our bodies around like dishrags. Inevitably, someone would get hurt. Somebody would get thrown headfirst into a tree, leaving them dazed and confused about their whereabouts for a while. Once when we crashed after a ditch dive and and we finally stopped rolling and the cloud of snow we had thrown up died down we discovered one of our friends missing. We heard him moaning but we couldn't find him. Finally one of us thought to pick the truck hood up and look under it and there he was. His arm was wrapped around the chain that was connecting the hood to the back of the truck. It was broke. We rushed him home and left him there so we could get back to our adventures. I remember one snow storm riding with my oldest brother Greg and he driving his pickup up and down RT 24 in front of our house doing doughnuts and sliding all over the place. Those were good times and every kid should experience playing out in snow at least once, although not as stupid as we "played." BUT, then as I got older I start thinking about snow in a different light. I realized that with snow comes cold. I don't like cold. It causes me discomfort. This is part of why I moved to Florida in 2000. I'll gladly take beaches and palm trees over snow ANYDAY!! Since moving to Florida I have become severely allergic to the cold. Anything below 60 is now cold for me. And believe it or not 40's and 30's re not uncommon here in the wintertime. Heck, it's 47 out right now as I write this. I'm also writing this with my insulated flannel hooded shirt on. Going out in public when it's cold in Florida is hysterical. Most people that move here from up north think it's tee-shirts and shorts year round. I did. I laughed at people that talked about it getting cold in Florida. And like most people I gave or throw away most all my heavy winter clothes and coats before coming here. I did keep one "just in case". You can tell how long someone has lived in Florida when it gets cold and they have to put that one coat on they saved to go outside to do anything. The older the style, the longer they have lived here. Go to a event here in Florida when its cold and we look like poster children for the salvation army. Mismatched coats, hats, scarves and gloves. My heavy coat is a old NFL Eagles coat that has the OLD Eagle logo. I tell all my friends it's my old school jacket that I'm so proud of but the truth is it's just old. And it's true when you hear people talk about "acclimating" to your environment. Before I moved here anything above 20 in the winter was great weather for that time of the year. Now, the 20's would literally kill me. On the other hand, the low 90's with only 80% humidity would be like a spring day for me. I'm sorry northern friends and family but give me sandy beaches and palm trees anytime over dead foliage and snow. Give me warm ocean breezes and plenty of sunshine over cold winds and cloudy dreary days. Give me a sunset that sets the sky on fire with colors. Give me the peace of knowing the keys are just a short drive away. I love Orlando and it's theme parks and Disney, where I work. I love the rural areas where pastures full of cattle go as far back as the eye can see. I love the smell in the air when the orange tree are starting to blossom. Yeah, the snow is pretty and it's nice to experience as a kid but now as a adult, I'll stick with Florida.